CLASHDAILY EXCLUSIVE: Shocking report about predatory sexual behavior by Hillary!
Dave Grigger, a grave digger from Lazbuddie, Texas has made the shocking claim that Hillary Clinton forced herself on him during an airplane flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas in 1979.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’
Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumatized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’
There are no witnesses to Mr. Grigger’s story but he earnestly told the Lazbuddie Herald that, ‘He’s swears to baby Jesus it’s true.’
While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.
You might remember that the media have no problem floating BS stories (remember Dan Rather in Rathergate?) in order to ‘fix’ an election result.
But since Hillary is known more for her attraction to women than men, and since that song didn’t come out until 1982 you might be inclined to think he might not be telling the truth. But since Hillary Clinton was named after the guy who didn’t climb Everest until years after she was born then maybe she knew years in advance that Marvin Gaye was going to write that song.
After all, she is the smartest woman in the world, right?