BleachBit Is “Cleaning Up” By Selling An Actual Microfiber “Cloth Or Something” For $3 Each

You just can’t make this stuff up…

Once just an obscure open source piece of software known only by the techies of the world, Hillary’s use of BleachBit to delete her 33,000 emails so that, to quote Trey Gowdy, “even God couldn’t read them” has turned the company into a common household name. As such, the company has now launched a new product, the “Cloth or Something,” to capitalize on its new found fame and they can’t keep up with orders.

As BleachBit points out, the “Cloth or Something” is easy to “stash in burn bags” and is “guaranteed not to prove intent.”

After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don’t forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something.

Thin, foldable size makes it easy to stash the Cloth or Something in burn bags.

6″ x 6″ size quickly wipes even the biggest email servers with thousands of emails.

Buy an extra cloth for your VIP (VERY VIP) client.

FREE: Optionally autographed by Andrew, creator of BleachBit.

Printed in the USA!

Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you will get a full refund paid when you are released from prison.

First-class shipping and handling is a flat rate of $2 per order.

Yes, this cloth is real, and you can really buy it.

So, “don’t wait for your subpoena,” order one today!

https://www.bleachbit.org/cloth-or-something

And, for those of you with handheld devices, BleachBit also offers this handy 20-ounce BlackBerry smashing device…”the grip is specially designed not to retain fingerprints.”

https://www.bleachbit.org/blackberry

Advertisements

About avirginiapatriot1776

I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There’s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. — Ronald Reagan
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave your name and comment (info below comment box is optional)

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s